When Eddie calls family video Steve picks up the phone clearly annoyed until he realizes who he’s talking to, he turns into a ray of sunshine. Subconsciously Steve outlines a heart on the counter when he’s talking to Eddie with a smile that goes ear to ear on his face.
when hayao miyazaki said that true love was two people inspiring each other to live…recognizing just how hard living is, putting one foot in front of the other every day, how easy it is to lose our passion for it…… that’s the real shit
They dressed him up. They dressed the fucking VAMPIRE in priest robes and had him do a dinky lil show off. Bald ass, pointy ear, skeletor motherfucker in holy robes. How the FUCK did that go down. Where’s the dressing montage of the giant vampire awkwardly being dressed?? Did they cut lil holes for his wings too? What about his crusty lil hands did they have to make sure it didn’t shred the fabric?? How do u go about asking NOSFERATU to dress up as a priest?
there have been a couple of these guys. One of them, idk if it was this one, actually sent an itemized bill for a specific service, which explicitly stated that the service he was providing was sending them the bill in the first place, and that by paying him, they were agreeing to contract him for services rendered.
When they took him to court, the judge was like, he did what he said he would do, you paid him for it, that’s just good business, and he more or less walked free.
